“Now we are going to fail on purpose,” Raúl Jiménez threatened.
Some gringo city with many countrymen.- Several national teams warned that they will not score goals until the Mexican fans stop booing them in the very competitive matches they are playing during the “FIFA dates.”
““It is an unsustainable situation,” Raúl Jiménez had declared in recent days, after those attending the stadium did not cheer them despite having gone out to the match with the new uniform.
🇲🇽Mexico ends 2025 without beating any rival classified in the #CopaDelMundo2026
❌ 2-4 🇨🇭Switzerland
❌ 0-0 🇯🇵Japan
❌ 2-2 🇰🇷South Korea
❌ 0-4 🇨🇴Colombia
❌ 1-1 🇪🇨Ecuador
❌ 0-0 🇺🇾Uruguay
❌ 1-2 🇵🇾ParaguayWhat do you think?#FIFAWCQ2026 pic.twitter.com/Pc3GzkTPKs
— Antonio Rosique (@Antonio_Rosique) November 19, 2025
The National Team does not deserve to be whistled at even if they lose
But the best would be yet to come, because after having obtained a valuable draw “at home” against Uruguay, the Tricolor faced the other “cool”, Paraguay, a match that they were expected to win because of what the Simpsons once said about that country.
However, the national team fell by two goals to one against the “sons of Cardozo”, causing whistles among the 7,000 Chicanos who gathered in the stadium to try to cure their nostalgia.
OF TERROR!
The Mexican National Team loses 1-2 against Paraguay on the last FIFA date of 2025
The boos and shouts at the players and coach reappeared in the USA
In the entire World Cup process, Mexico has only beaten New Zealand from already qualified teams other than… pic.twitter.com/UUZkJ0snLG
— TVC Deportes (@TVCDeportes) November 19, 2025
The community grudge has united those selected, who, in an attempt to stop what they call “unfair lynching,” announced that they will not score another goal until people “give it up.”
“Until there is an environment full of love, understanding and zero demands, we will continue to fail. In other words, we will do the same thing as always, but now on purpose”added Raúl Jiménez while longing for the hot dogs from the Fulham neighborhood.
The tense situation occurs just a few months before the World Cup begins, where the Tricolor has an important appointment to be eliminated in the first round even though FIFA puts them in their group with Congo, Iraq and the worst European team available.
This is how Raúl “the extinguisher” Jiménez will play against Paraguay. pic.twitter.com/ayv1YaEjJN
— Pedrito the Wise (@pe0livo) November 18, 2025
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