The future is now, did you hear old man?
The governor of Jalisco, Pablo Lemus, also known as the Cristian Castro of politics, delivered his first government report at the head of the entity and it seems that Jalisco is already living in 2300 because He came with more figures than a math teacher during exam week.
Security: criminals are reconsidering their vocation
The governor boasted that Jalisco went from 5th to 15th national place in desvivicioneswhich means that the criminals are already changing jobs and even announced that this crime went down a 62%; but also car theft 70%which suggests that Jalicians will finally be able to leave their Tsuru outside the Oxxo without saying three rosaries.
He also announced that The state police are among the best paid in the country (25,714 pesos per month), so if you see an officer at Starbucks, it’s not like he’s spending the bonus: it’s just enough.
To top it off, they presented 700 new patrols and progress in the new C5which promises to be the “most modern intelligence center in Mexico”, or at least the only one where the cameras do work.
Education: the future is now, old man
While other states continue fighting over books, Jalisco decided be Silicon Valley with drowned cakes. Lemus announced 5 billion pesos to remodel 7,200 schoolswith digital classrooms, English teaching in 2.5 years and even music classes in the basic plan.
Yes, Jalisco is the only state where children will be able to learn English, play guitar and still have full time in school. The dream of the modern dad who already saw his son becoming an influencer is faltering: now it could be polyglot musician with extended hours.
More health than with José José
The state maintains its own health system, with 90% supply of medicines
(a figure so rare it had to be double-checked). In addition, free care is guaranteed to girls and boys with cancer, type 1 diabetes and kidney failure.
And as if that were not enough, it will be inaugurated the Jalisco Institute of Cancerology“the most modern in the country”, and progress is made with the model of Teaching Hospital next to the UDGwhere young doctors will be able to practice without anyone telling them “go hard, little doctor.”
Roads, trains and electric bikes:
Because not everything is figures, Lemus also announced that all state roads will be intervened (Yeah, all) with the State Highway Plan 2025–2030and that will be invested in the highway Amatitán–Bolañoswhich will reduce travel times to Guadalajara to less than three hours.
And for those who still believe that light rail was an urban myth, Line 4 will start on December 15 with free service for one year, and the Line 5 will connect the airport in 2026. In addition, there will be 100 new electric bikes y 200 newly arrived trucksready to show that people from Guadalajara can also arrive early… if they want.
Economy: Jalisco boasts its “Triple A” without having obtained it in the bureau
The rating agency Fitch Ratings gave Jalisco a Triple Awhich in simple terms means that Even the banks trust the state more than you..
Las Exports grew 41%eight times more than the national average, and tourism is so strong that there are already 40 new hotels in the state.
Closing with a message of peace (and Wi-Fi)
In the end, Pablo Lemus asked for “political and social unity,” although deep down everyone knew that he meant that stop fighting over potholes on Twitter.
The future is now, old — but with mariachis, paved avenues and music classes included.