The resellers are collapsing with this match
Islote Futbolero.- FIFA reported an “unprecedented global collapse” after millions of fans around the planet tried to get tickets for the most anticipated match of the World Cup: the one between the Saudi Arabia and Cape Verde National Teams.
Sales platforms, banking systems, social networks and even amiibo resellers stopped working due to the magnitude of the demand from people seeking to obtain tickets for said game.
Everyone wants to see Saudi face Cape Verde
The match will be played on June 26 in the city of Guadalajara, which has caused the prices of hotels, Airbnbs and even tickets to the Michin Aquarium to triple, due to the large volume of people from all over the world who will come to see both football titans.
““The level of demand exceeded all expectations.”declared a FIFA spokesperson while connecting and disconnecting a modem in an evident state of desperation.
I need 46 thousand souls to see CAPE VERDE VS SAUDI ARABIA that was Guadalajara’s turn. pic.twitter.com/jkINqH2EKJ
— Rapder (@Rapder5) December 6, 2025
One of the fans, wrapped in a Cape Verde flag, assured that he does not plan to miss the duel for anything in the world and that he is even willing to change a ticket he had to see France vs. Norway, a match for which he did manage to get tickets.
To control the global chaos, the authorities suggested staying calm, avoiding contacting popcorn resellers who claim to have tickets – as they will surely be apocryphal – and resigning themselves to watching the game in a bar.
Meanwhile, betting houses report frenetic activity, as there are those who swear that there will be at least nine goals between both teams due to the “skill of their defenses”, confirming that a historic spectacle is coming… for whatever reason.
You and me at Akron watching Cape Verde vs Saudi Arabia. 💚
I don’t know, think about it. pic.twitter.com/PExHOcsU98
— San Yorch (@Sanyorchv) December 6, 2025
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