“I, Hugo Sánchez, invite you to remember the best goals of Hugo Sánchez”
Villa Ególatra.- Taking advantage of the great goal that Cristiano Ronaldo scored, Hugo Sánchez published a video with his bicycle kick goals, because… it was just the time to do it.
A few days ago, the Portuguese forward scored a great overhead kick goal with his team, Al-Nassr; The annotation had such an impact that it was heard throughout the world, and especially in the Patagoniawhere no one really knows why they are talking about this.
The feat was praised by many analysts, especially understanding that Cristiano is already 40 years old and shows an agility that Messi never had in his primeThat is, when he was at Barcelona with Iniesta, Xavi, Ronaldinho, Eto’o and about twenty other top-level players.
THIS SHOT OF CRISTIANO RONALDO’S CHILEANA IS ABSOLUTELY BESTIAL🤯
ONE OF THE BEST GOALS OF HIS CAREER.
HE IS IMMORTAL, HE IS ETERNAL, HE IS THE BEST PLAYER IN HISTORY🐐pic.twitter.com/XYPFRCV4Sv
— CR7STIANISM🇪🇸🇵🇹 (@Cr7stianismo_) November 24, 2025
In the publication of “Hugol”, he pretends to congratulate the Portuguese for his goal, immediately moving on to what interests him: showing his own.
“Cristiano’s goal is a good time to talk about Hugo’s Chileans,” he must have thought.
“Now that I saw Cristiano Ronaldo’s fourth overhead kick goal, which makes me very happy, I share these 13 goals of the more than 30 of that style that I scored in my career,” reads the humble publication.
Although the publication seems well-intentioned, what is striking is the emphasis it places on mentioning that Cristiano has “only” scored four goals in this way, finishing with the cabalistic “13” that Hugo claims to have scored, a list in which, suspiciously, includes “scissors” and offside shots.
Now that I saw Chile’s fourth goal @Cristiano Ronaldo, which makes me very happy, I share these 13 goals of the more than 30 of that style that I scored in my career. #Hugol pic.twitter.com/OVC4PCIBy3
— Hugo Sánchez (@hugosanchez_9) November 26, 2025
Although the Mexican striker is, by far, the best footballer this country has produced, perhaps he should take advantage of his retirement to read, especially that Bible verse that reads: “He who exalts himself will be humbled”which, according to unverified sources, is right next to the psalm that Jules reads in Pulp Fiction.
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