They must present evidence that they lasted more than 4 hours in formation in the early morning
Fila Sabia.– The Federal Government announced this Monday the creation of a scholarship aimed at those people who trained to get the famous bear cup at Starbucks.
The announcement was made by the Ministry of Public Education, which assured that those who demonstrated the ability to endure hunger, thirst, sun, rain and the judgmental gaze of strangers while waiting to buy a glass at a premium, deserve all the support of the State.
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“EThese are people with impressive emotional resilience and admirable skills. That’s why we are going to support them to continue pursuing their dreams,” the owner explained while searching for something on Marketplace.
Likewise, the requirements to access the support were announced, which will be delivered every time Cinépolis sells a palomera or when Starbucks releases a seasonal drink:
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Photo holding the glass (original, not pirated from AliExpress).
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Proof of the time spent in line: it can be a video, ticket or a neighbor in line who testifies to the sleeplessness.
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Psychological test confirming your irrational attachment to shiny objects.
Those selected will receive support to study something that really makes sense and are not depending on reselling things on social networks, an activity that has caused an irrational increase in the price of tennis, amiibos and concert tickets.
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