“If Argentina fell in Miami, it is because of the environment,” they justified.
FIFA Ecosystem.– Faced with growing suspicions of fraud in the World Cup draw, FIFA has blamed climate change for the fact that there are hot and cold balls.
The complaints began especially after Argentina “mysteriously” fell into the Miami venue, which was reserved randomly for Group H, and which a former player assigned to the South American team after feeling all the balls in the drum as if he were looking for a twenty coin.
This Friday will not be just any day, ladies and gentlemen. This Friday the 2026 WORLD CUP DRAW is celebrated. pic.twitter.com/LWdv7gcuWz
— Undefeated (@InvictosSomos) December 5, 2025
FIFA is blaming livestock farming for its hype
According to the organization, the thermal variation between the spheres has absolutely nothing to do with rigging or favoritism, but is a natural phenomenon derived from high global temperatures.
“The little balls resent what is happening on the planet. The Earth is changing, the climate is out of control and the spheres react. “Some get hot and others get cold depending on the leader of the group.”explained a FIFA spokesperson while discreetly turning off a fan aimed at the drum.
The only seed that plays 2 games in Miami is GROUP H.
Without a draw we already know that Argentina will be in group H.
This time it will not only be with penalties every game, but they will play the games in Miami.
Even Argentines laugh, it’s logical.🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/eVpfGYW50m
— H0rm0natt0ressiPessi➐🇺🇲 (@h0rm0natt0ressi) December 4, 2025
World Cup meteorology experts assured that, if global warming continues, future tournaments could present natural irregularities such as:
-
Sweaty balls.
-
Groups formed only by African and Caribbean countries.
-
Keys that avoid crossing with England, Germany and Brazil.
-
Headquarters that migrate to Miami out of “survival instinct.”
FIFA reiterated that nature is unpredictable and that any suspicion of manipulation must be blamed on the climate, the melting of the poles and, if necessary, also intensive livestock farming.
Important: Remember that El Deforma is a site of entertainment, humor and satire. The content in our notes should NOT be taken as a real source of information even if some elements of the note are part of reality. The only section where the content of the notes is 100% real is in “Incredible but True”.