“Don’t even put up the tree anymore,” recommended a cold meteorologist
The National Meteorological Service issued a warning to all Mexicans: the month of December will have an official duration of 15 minutes.
According to the organization, the phenomenon is due to a combination of climatic, cosmic factors and advance posadas, without discounting the economic impact of Buen Fin and Black Friday, which makes people spend more time meditating on what they have just spent than living the last month of the year.
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““We realized that December was just going away,” The meteorologist explained that they always bring out when hurricanes come.
This confirms what many people have been saying for a long time: that this month will go away in “the blink of an eye.”
“You see, I told you that December didn’t last at all, that’s why I didn’t go to the generation inn.”“said a woman upon hearing the confirmation from the SMN.
Faced with this situation, the authorities have issued a series of recommendations for citizens:
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Buy your gifts even if you don’t even know who you are going to give them to.
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Assemble the tree in less than 40 seconds.
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Take out the tamales and the reheated one at the same time. And, if possible, have the bagel ready (no one is blaming anyone).
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Don’t blink.
