“The ideal is not to get sick,” Zoé Robledo said wisely.
Shop with medicines.– After the director of the IMSS suggested that “the ideal is not to get sick” so as not to saturate the health services, millions of citizens have decided to take action on the matter and will avoid getting sick this winter season.
“I used to get the flu before Christmas, but I don’t want to bother the man anymore. I would feel bad that he feels bad because I feel bad.“, explained a tolerant citizen upon learning of the damage that his ‘cut body’ causes to the health sector.
🤦♂️💊 THE WISE ZOE ROBLEDO SOLVES EVERYTHING
Zoé Robledo asks the population not to get sick so as not to think about using medication.
No wonder they can’t solve the shortage: their health strategy is basically “do it hard and don’t die.”A misunderstood genius of the 21st century.… pic.twitter.com/73ohdZvO2X
— LuisCardenasMX (@LuisCardenasMx) December 3, 2025
The national synchronicity occurred a few hours after Zoé Robledo’s statement went viral, in which she recommended that the population not get sick instead of, in a condescending way, waiting for pharmacies to have all the medicines.
“The truth is, I think we are really used to the fact that as soon as we feel a sneeze, we run to the hospital,” recognized a humble beneficiary, while avoiding breathing so as not to tempt fate.
Similarly, scenes have occurred in all clinics in the country, where patients with hypertension and low blood pressure begin to apologize to the receptionists for being there taking up space, instead of putting up with their ailments like responsible and considerate adults.
Health experts anticipate that, if this trend continues, by 2026 getting sick will be as frowned upon as having a Hotmail address or admitting that you listened to Gloria Trevi as a child, which will finally release the pressure in all IMSS general hospitals.
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