“We will reopen until the bread of the dead and pozole passes”
Commercial Plaza with Snacks.– Given the notable drop in attendance during the month of October, various gyms in the country announced that they will temporarily close their doors until the high season of New Year’s resolutions begins.
The decision is made in view of the imminent arrival of bread of the dead, atole, posadas, reheated food and New Year’s Eve dinners, which directly affects this industry.
Gyms will reopen until the end of the year
“There is no longer any point in pretending that people are going to come in November. Nobody signs up with bread of the dead and punch.”“, acknowledged the manager of a fitness chain while serving himself a protein shellburger.
Gym owners explained that the temporary closure responds to the “emotional reality of the average Mexican,” who usually promises to return to the gym. just passing the New Year, but never for Halloween or Revolution Day.
Well, I don’t come to the gym and it’s closed 😂😂 so it’s impossible to take the routine seriously XD pic.twitter.com/tMqiA233As
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“E70% of our clients only come in January. In February they forget their entry password, and in March they are already paying without coming. Well, better now we’re going on vacation.” lamented the receptionist as she took down a sign of “It’s never too late to start”.
During the months of pause, the gyms will take the opportunity to fix the equipment that has not been working all year, the energy bar vending machine and to clean the mirrors, so that they are shiny now that January arrives and dozens of users appear just to take a drink. selfies.
To remain happy: Cuauhtémoc Blanco was playing paddle tennis in the middle of a session of the Chamber of Deputies, and still logged in to say “present.”
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